Apr 13, 2017

Shimples Awards Night

The Shimples Hall of Fame induction ceremony & postseason award show is scheduled for April 19!

* 2017 HOF inductees

- Player's wing: Harriet Wayne, Vito Shelby
- Mascot wing: Noodles IV
- Special contribution award: onion rings vendor Kenneth Welch

* Awards to be given out:

* Coach with worst breath
* Longest ear hair
* Bloodiest elbow
* Chicken nugget toes award
* Loudest spouse
* Largest forehead
* Longest pinch
* Deepest pinch
* Not invited next year


Come join us Wednesday from 7:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m. at the Kaynesport Banquet Hall - 560 Piso Street, SE Kaynesport

Mar 30, 2017

Letters

Toothy Edgar,


The first of all, in case of the stolen dime inn? You've glopped the wrong Kyle, you flumders, I diddle doodle noffing.

Asking my nextstore namer, Ferris, his nieces knees aren't a bees and known my wheelbarrow abouts. I was a home, sleep on a cow.

And asecondary, I wouldn't vote for these gassers, they probably don't even wersh their dungers or their shock straps.


Until, you're a bee hearing,
Shane

Mar 14, 2017

Kerwin Daniels Memorial League

2017 KDML division alignment


Zugdner Conference

Middle South Division

Jobeek
Wade Blong
Jojo
Von Apier
Dwayne Valley


Pac-West Divison

Tubbleyum
Pollymotzel
Rico Yetz
Krezz City
Mookymotzel


Center Division

Poog Cronin
Bo Hunes
Shouse Family
Eddie Aguayo
Yaycheeze


Northern West

Ofaldu
Owen
The Horace
Koyyo
P.J. Blend


Keekitch Conference

Mid-Pacific

Amanda County
San bleev
San deep
Percy West
The Gwels


Upper Coast

Bobby City
Jay Yonkton
Oz Yorlap
Bingsecka
Glerr Forest


Deep South

Durly
South Bethany
Ywerskie
Todd Kross
Shimples

The Lower Valley

Aogi Sims
Weem County
OJ Kleef
Tito Blue
Hzer



Regular season begins: April 20
All-Star break: August 2
Trade deadline: August 22
End of regular season: October 8
Playoffs begin: October 10
Championship series begins: November 8



Front office

League commisioner - Kirby Perr









President - Wyatt Velonch







Dance team: The Debbies



Feb 25, 2017

Ballparks


Ron Christopher Stadium - Wingate, NC. Wingate University




Feb 12, 2017

College softball gallery

No. 1 Oklahoma vs. No. 2 Auburn, February 11
BYU vs. Nebraska, Febuary 9

Photography by Bob Nerwin






















Jan 17, 2017

NEN bracket released

The bracket for the 2017 Napkin Eating Nationals has been released. Eight regional winners, including defending national champion and No. 3 seed Pablo Yaz, will compete in the single-elimination event beginning with quarterfinal match ups on February 4.

Committee chairman Darren Drew declined an interview, but did throw several cherries.




Jan 1, 2017

Lyelson Eats Most Aardvarks

History was made in Malik County early Sunday morning as Warren Lyleson became the oldest champion at Aardvark Eating Contest Nationals. Lyleson, 53, had been eating aardvarks competitively for just 16 months before stunning the crowd of guys named Steve with a North American-record 11 A.C.2.H. (aardvarks consumed in two hours), which clinched the Denny Cup.












"I was stunned," said Steve Klein, who looked more stunned than Steve Leonard.

"I'm stunned you would write that," added Steve Leonard.

Lyleson, who Tuesday was playing for the Make A Wish With Someone Else's Birthday Cake Foundation, moves on to the international competition June 7-11. He'll compete against three-time world champion Liu Ting Yi, and radio contest winner Wendy Marsden, who last month guessed correctly ‘Beto and the Fairlanes’.

Lyleson's trainer - a poster board containing the lyrics to ‘Eye of the Tiger’ - was unavailable for comment.