Nov 27, 2010

Hamilton University fight song

The Hamilton boxing team needed a lift before the state championship bout against the Neemitz Academy. So, Chubby got the school fight song going and the rest is history.

"Hamilton, thou art highest of them all
we are loyal subjects, listening for your call.
Proud we of thy emblem, thou art colors green and white.
So let's get in the ring, boys, and fight, fight, fight!"

Nov 22, 2010

Night on the Town

This from an incident report at Georgia Tech University. My favorite parts are in BOLD.

Aggravated Assault

Incident Date/Time: December 11, 2010, at approximately 4:00 AM

Incident Location: Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fraternity House located at 221 Fourth Street, NW

Incident Description: Two students at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fraternity house heard a chopping noise coming from the backyard of their house. When they went outside to investigate, they observed a male chopping at a tree with a hatchet. They confronted the male who appeared to be intoxicated. The male swung the hatchet at one of the students and missed. The students were not injured. The male was last seen running through the fire lane towards Fowler Street, NW.

Description of Suspect:
White Male
18-20 years old
5'8" tall
Dark jacket
Blue jeans
Red Santa hat

Status of Investigation: The incident is being investigated by the Georgia Tech Police Department.

Nov 18, 2010

Bilbo's Motel

Bilbo's Motel is everywhere and everyone you wanted to be. I even went inside to make sure.

Derwood: "Bilbo's Motel?"

Desk clerk: "Yes. Is there something I can help you with, sir?"

Derwood: "The name of this motel is 'Bilbo's Motel'"?

DC: "Yes."

Derwood: "Who's Bilbo?"

DC: "Sir, would you like a room?"

Derwood: "Yeah, I'll take the Bilbo Room."

[Manager escort towards parking lot]

Nov 3, 2010

Your Teen Wolf Too Reminder

Coming soon:

"You can't face life as a wolf and expect it to solve all your problems"

"I guess the wolf makes you a jerk."

"Well it is true that sometimes it skips family members. Your mother and father aren't werewolves."