Co-MVPs: Tim Laudner and Juan Berenguer
March 17, 2012
February 24, 2012
Dumpster off limits
Other warnings:
"Quit trying to drink that puddle water"
"Get down from that chandelier"
"No ostrich allowed in the dugout"
February 7, 2012
February 5, 2012
Super Bowl Picks
Last year, Derwood was right on 19% of his picks and ate six bowls of chili and 17 brown things stuffed with cheese, both Henington family-uninvited-guest records.
National anthem: Forehead
Opening kick off: PPD
Over/under corn chips eaten (Southeast region of United States): 680,000
Bob Costas: Real name: Robby Costus
Best commercial: Debra & Dale's Public Restroom
Ken O'Brien: inactive
Playing the percentages:
"Pinning your ears back" - 22%
"Taken to the woodshed" - 31%
Run "between the tackles" - 77%
"Tighten up your bootstraps" - 4%
"Ball recognition" - 9%
"Bow your neck" - .3%
"Playing the field position game" - 62%
"Third and manageable" - .1%
MVP: N/A
Final score: Giants 27, Patriots 20
National anthem: Forehead
Opening kick off: PPD
Over/under corn chips eaten (Southeast region of United States): 680,000
Bob Costas: Real name: Robby Costus
Best commercial: Debra & Dale's Public Restroom
Ken O'Brien: inactive
Playing the percentages:
"Pinning your ears back" - 22%
"Taken to the woodshed" - 31%
Run "between the tackles" - 77%
"Tighten up your bootstraps" - 4%
"Ball recognition" - 9%
"Bow your neck" - .3%
"Playing the field position game" - 62%
"Third and manageable" - .1%
MVP: N/A
Final score: Giants 27, Patriots 20
February 3, 2012
February 1, 2012
Cigarette prices go up at local gas station
Also for sale:
* Bag of corn chips - $18
* Air fresheners - 3 for $40
* Photographs taken with parking lot oil stains - $24.99
January 29, 2012
January 22, 2012
January 16, 2012
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