I boarded holey canoe, Dwayne
and bound for Lake Magulla,
me clutched a batch a danfuldills
for me late Grandmudda.
She bit the bug one clown-filled day,
fell off a slippery horse,
flapped around in the stucky muds
it couldnabeen much worse!
I jocked up to her bungalow
set to sneef the gloom,
coughed a varmint twice-me-size
and swopped it with a broom.
I knocked pupon her wrinkled home
shoo-shoo’d a spotter’s web,
peeked on through the old bread door
but only found nurse Meg.
“Meg!” I snarled, as she waddled over,
“where sits me Grannjob, Wubba?!”
She pointed to a jar marked ‘Wub’
and then she lost her stutter.
“That’s her, you twit, can not you tell,
she only nursed your toes and feet,
she only bathed your roundit bum
and fed you honeysuckle beets!”
And then I saw it, plain as bagel,
it was me late grandmudda,
sitting silently in the jar
beside me late grandpudrick’s putter.
I scooped up grandmud then and there
wrapped her in me harms and sang
Carne Santa Rena tombs
and we waltzed out with a bang!
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