April 11, 2015

April 6, 2015

Bill Raftery

Here's a healthy collection of Bill Raftery Nonsense (B.R.N.) from the three final four games:

"Let the traffic subside and drill it!"
"Let him take the collection on Sunday, reward that parish!"
"He'll put his arms around a city"
"Quick hitters"
"Quick slip"
"Nice little lock low"
"Knows how to curl with that derriere!"
"You've got to hug the screener"
"Carte blanche on the dribble drive"
"Frank rearranging the adam's apple"
"Pocket pass"
"Forcing Kentucky to make basketball plays"
"When he's in there, they use rubs"
"Dribble drive"
"You just welcome newcomers"
"Flex run"
"He knows how to put you in a suitcase"
"You don't need a dietician, just give him a taste. A morsel!"

March 29, 2015

Nicknames

The N.C. State softball team defeated Georgia Tech 10-0 Sunday afternoon in Atlanta, but that wasn't the main story. A fan sitting front row next to the Wolfpack dugout? He was the star of the show.











He had nicknames and phrases for many of the N.C. State players. Here's the full list:


Alyssa Compton - "A-C", "We believe A-C!", "Pretty work, A-C!"
Molly Hutchison - "Wood", "Molls"
Tyler Ross - "T-Ross", "Good talkin' T-Ross!", "Be the boss, T-Ross!"
Maggie Hawkins - "Mags", "Hawk", "That's the Hawk!", "Be a hawk!"
Emily Weiman - "Em", "Eat 'em up, Em!"
Renada Davis (jersey #25) - "Ray", "Ray-Ray", "Nada", "2-5 you a playa!"
Hannah Yeager - "Yoggs", "Yeager bombs"
Macauley Prickett - "Mac", "Smack"
Morgan Medford - "Smash"

Shouts to no one in particular

"Be a beast!"
"Keep faith!"
"Beastmode!"

March 28, 2015

Cast list announced

The cast has been announced for the upcoming Jo he jo Pong production of Salami Sandwich For Irene:

Patty Cronin as dining room table leg 3
Terry Dantley as rye bread whisperer
Freddy Ozzo as Ross Oberman/Vinny Oberman
Dandridge Leaf as ghost of spicy mustard
himself as Bobby Badinsky, snowflake super agent
Mick Drysdale as Pointing Steve
carpet sample as itself
Carla Trimm as melting candle wax
Abraham Claize as the singing shampoo bottle of hope
Ahmah-Ahemeel Barooh as bag of sawdust
Potato as Lyle Durly
The Ronaldos as themselves
Linette Cork as goldfish 5
Baxter O'Shall as Senator Feathers/communal microwave


Yorlap Playhouse: April 27-May 8