Staff

Editor-in-chief: Kathy Granch (Villanova '89)

Staff writers: L Vivian Crugg, Bo Hunes, Gigi Oakley, Dwayne Durly, 

Rain puddle eulogies: Mia Salahar-Orozo

Has Anyone Seen My Shoe? correspondent: Kerwin Daniels
(* missing since March, 2012)
Napkins: Rainbow Retrieval

Napkin intern: Annmarie Carla
Kenny locators: Olivia Maple, Ronaldo Eddy
House orchestra: Lisa Pops
Texas A&M University correspondent

 









Mustard packet mug shots: staff

Gravel

Head of Distribution: Elmer Plunk Jr.
Assistant gravel: B. Nerwin

Gravel waterfall resorts travel agent: Schlofko Martinez
Eating contest judge: Dr. Bert Kerr

GravelTV president: [vacant]
GravelNews anchor: Corbin Pearsall

Photography

Photography editor: Akash Shimarod

Staff photographers: Moises Hoyt, Ozlo Penny (missing since August, 2014), Bobby Feathers, Jo he jo Pong, Yolanda Soriyano (missing since August, 2014), Poog Cronin
Dandelion photography: Ebony Pezz

Lettuce-on-railroad-tracks photography: Jay Peach

Photography interns: Aogi Sims, P.J. Wheat, Beverly Clay

Pointing

VP in charge of pointing: Melanie Garrison

Pointing at leaves: Steve

Pointing at menus: Diane & Brent Gullickson
Pointing at fire ant hills/other hills: Dr. Amber Stiggs
Intern: Dimitri Kasbar

Pointing at road signs, highway: Masahiro Keirabu

Road signs, non-highway: Claire Kiprios

Pointing at mail carriers, arrivals: Dennis True

Departures: Abigail Krizoli

Staff Pointer: Victor Corey

Andrea Fleming fan club

President: Dottie Glaze

Vice president:

Treasurer: Antoinette Zegg
Interns: Lawrence Tito, Rochelle Abernathy

F.A.I.O. (Fathers Against Infant Odors) president: Cedric Crisp

M.A.F.A.I.O. (Mothers Against Fathers Against Infant Odors) president: Latoya Sheffield

At the bus stop: Emmit Shouse

Pelican relations: Joe Maglio

Classified ads: Bobby
Mustard water rehabilitation center director: Madeline Mugg

Portraits of Jenna Glib: Frederick J. Yorlap
Assistant to Mr. Yorlap: Levon Zigetti

Kneecap models: Tatiana Golsh, Peter Ionetta, Chance Purdle
Ferman Joel impersonator: Miranda Clack

Remaining Claires Together (RCT) founder: Claire Burkhalter

Backup Claire: Claire Chuck

Knee: 

Edna locator: Edna Bleek

Edna interns: Edna Sasser, Edna Gern-Ianneta
Celery: itself

S.P.C.S. (Separation of Paper Clips & Soup) director: Bethany Otto
Naps: Charlie Rockaloo

Disappointed looks: Fern Gary

Head Hubert: Hubert Kittles
Apple core eulogies: Reverend Timothy Link
Staple remover removal surgeries: Dr. Tabitha Corey. appointments: doctabitha737@villanova.edu
The Letters L and R: The TV Show producer: Ernie Zood

Clipboard smells: Dr. Kerwin Snell (Assistant: Pablo Yaz)

House Band: Peggy Cliff All Star Jam Band
What's Under My Couch? host: H. Yoyo Salazar

Salad aerobics

Director: Mindy St. Clair

Crouton mats: Clarke's Crouton Mats

Tongs/Lettuce dumbbells: Francis Sipp

WUC weekend host: Eugene Yeek
Sandra locator: Sandra Cliff (tips: scliff44@csnu.edu)

Evening look out: Wyatt Walderson

Otis Lazlo biographer: Grongo Zax

Goldfish names

A-H:

I-M: Helen Aulkerson
N-Q: Beverly Emmit
R-U: Oyoyo Coles (left 3)

V-Z: Lavelle Rondo

Goldfish legal rights: Jobeek Alomar & partners

The people who take things out of boxes and put those things into other boxes

President: Maureen Loudermilk (Villanova '84)

Concerned looks, Southeast region: Patricia Stanton

Wayne supervisor: Wayne Kervin

Wayne stand-ins: Wayne Ezzleroth, Wayne Blinky
Wayne intern: Wayne Sawgrass


Green Beans The Musical director: T.K. Sherby

Ranch Goggles: Wyatt Kurr Jr.

Practice shots: Bernie Quinn

Directions to Didi Avery’s apartment: Danielle Winseed
Assistant salad bar: Mel Kemp

Wednesday afternoons, The Documentary director: Rochelle Rizzo (roro91@villanova.edu)
K.S.C. (Keeping Snowmen Cold) founder/president: Brevin A. Yim
Assistant to Mr. Yim:

Shimples 

Commissioner: B.W. Odell
Head referee: Cito Simmons

Hall of Fame director: Evelyn Shouse
Official soft drink: Blast!

Special division

Naming ice cubes, A-F: Dimitri Crisp

G-M: Pepe Tiggs

N-T: Derwood

U-Z: Shay Carbo

Ice cube eulogies: Junior A. Sherman

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