Staff

Editor-in-chief: Dr. Edith Granch









Staff writers: Yolanda Aquayo, Vivian Crong, Vito Shelby, Dwayne Durly
Has Anyone Seen My Shoe? correspondent: Kerwin Daniels (missing since March, 2012)
Napkins: Bobby Feathers
Napkin interns: Darren Durly, Jo he-jo Pong
Texas A&M University correspondent:  Ellis Yaycheeze

 









Mustard packet mug shots: Ernie Early









Gravel

Distribution
: Clem Saturday
Assistant gravel: P.J. Wheat










Gravel waterfall resorts travel agent: Schlofko Martinez
Eating contest judge: Ezra Yoss
Gravel intern: Corbin Pearsall







Photography

Photography editor: Akash Shimarod











Staff photographers: Moises Hoyt, Poog Cronin, Bob Nerwin
Lettuce-on-railroad-tracks photography: Oliver Peach








Photography interns supervisor: Olivia Maple
Photography interns: Aogi Sims, Benny Clay

Pointing

VP in charge of pointing: Melanie Garrison





Pointing at leaves: Steve






Pointing at menus:
Diane Gullickson
Pointing at road signs: Dante Zimecki
Staff Pointer: Victor Corey







Pointing intern: Dimitri Kasbar









Door-to-door doorbell ringing

(January-March): Emmit Corey
(April-June): Barbara Blue
(July-September): Keisha Mycoos
(October-November): Edith Lez








(December): Edward Lenzo

Andrea Fleming fan club president: Dottie Glaze
Vice president: Lobbo Blongamyre
Rain puddle eulogies: Yoyo Salazar
Pizza box eating contest historian: Otis Peakaboo
At the bus stop: Emmit Shouse


Pelican relations: Joe Maglio








Classified ads: Bobby
Mustard water rehabilitation center director: Madeline Maddox








Portraits of Jay Wetzler: Oz Yorlap
Assistant to Oz Yorlap: Levon L. Kudge






Ferman Joel impersonator: Miranda Clack
Celery: itself






Door-to-door toast crumb collections: Edna Zood
Ice cube futures: Junior A. Sherman
S.P.C.S. (Separation of Paper Clips & Soup) director: Bethany Otto
Naps: Chuck Rockaloo








Disappointed head shakes: Fern Gary








Applesauce sombrero marketing team: Noodles Cronin, Pablo Yaz
Clipboard smells: Dr. Oscar Rainbow










House Band: Peggy Cliff All Star Jam Band
What's under my couch? correspondent: Grongo Zax
Assistant to Mr. Zax: Dermot Walderson









Otis Lazlo biographer: Yoyo Salazar Jr.

Goldfish names

A-J:



K-P: Helen Aulkerson










Q-U: Oyoyo Coles
V-Z: Lavelle Rondo

Goldfish legal rights: Jobeek Alomar
Envelope wading pool team: Harriet Hay, Jay Maglio
Wayne supervisor: Wayne Kervin










Wayne stand-ins: Wayne Ezzleroth, Wayne Blinky
Wayne intern: Wayne Sawgrass
Green Beans The Musical director: T.K. Sherby












Ranch Goggles: Wyatt Kurr Jr.
Practice shots: Bernie Quinn











Directions to Didi Avery’s apartment: Danielle Winseed
Assistant to Angelique Shaw:









Shimples 

Commissioner: Odel Drake
Head referee: Cito Clyde









Hall of Fame director: Evelyn Shouse

Special division

Naming ice cubes, A-G:  Everett Yuel
H-N: Pepe Tiggs
O-T: Derwood

U-Z: Shay Carbo
Ice cube eulogies: McQweese Lood

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