Sep 27, 2013

Don't Stand Like That



















at the tag office/ever anywhere

Sep 16, 2013

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Celerist - a person who has legally married a stalk of celery
Celeromy - to marry multiple stalks of celery


ILTCSC Glossary

Sep 12, 2013

Cat boxing statistics

Morris
Nickname(s): "Mo", "Louis", "Gerald", "Leonard", "Larry"
Age: 11
Career record: 18-4

Notable wins: desk lamp (May, 2004); pen (December, 2005); shadow of desk lamp (May, 2004); Sam (January, 2006); cockroach (April, 2012)

Memorable defeats: bookcase shelf (April, 2007); shadow of leg (August, 2009)

Career status: retired


Jake
Nickname: "Jake"
Age: 14
Career record: 25-5

Notable wins: Christmas tree (December, 2000); Jebo (February, 2001); shadow of ceiling fan (March, 2003)

Memorable defeats: Christmas tree (December, 2000); wine glass (September, 2006)

Career status: retired


Sam
Nickname: Julio
Age: 12
Career record: 8-4

Notable wins: underneath part of the bed (May, 2004); Christmas tree ornament (December, 2006); woman leg (June, 2008)

Memorable defeats: Morris (January, 2006); alarm clock (February, 2006); cockroach (May, 2007)

Career status: retired


Cecil
Age 2
Career record: 2-6

Notable wins: gum wrapper (May, 2013)

Memorable defeats: 3' bush (July 17, 2013; July 18, 2013)

Career status: active