Games played from 9/29 - 10/7
Nebraska-Illinois, 9/29, FS1
"walk off under his own power"
"speed rush"
"bubble screen"
"eyes to the tuck"
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"scoop and score"
"that's a make your quarterback look good moment"
"trying to overwhelm Illinois, like waves on a beach - over and over again until they break"
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"gang tackled"
"power football"
"wheelhouse" (2)
USC-Washington State, 9/29, ESPN
"USC, are they battle-tested, or battle-scarred?"
"the 'it' factor"
"fresh legs"
Our first 'fresh legs' of the season!
"that's all want-to and willpower"
"prototypical NFL pocket passer"
"violent hands"
"plus territory" (2)
"he's very cerebral"
"un-Mike Leachesque"
Again -
"un-Mike Leachesque"
Clemson-Virginia Tech, 9/30, ABC
"stem the tide"
"the linebackers are trying to eat tonight too"
"ball hawking safety"
Indianapolis-Seattle, 10/1, NBC
"the 12th man" (3)
"the legion of boom"
Washington-Kansas City, 10/2, ESPN
Hello again, Jon Gruden:
"edge player"
"grinder"
"this Hogs 2.0 outfit"
"situational awareness"
This phrase is 100% nonsense.
"the Toledo Rocket rockin' the NFL!"
"bells and whistles"
"he's been selling chemistry"
I was a boy scout for a couple years, and once a year we'd go around to houses and try to sell items from this giant suitcase to make money for the troup. One of those items was a chemistry set.
THAT'S selling chemistry.
"hard count"
"they bring juice on the opposite side"
Boise State-BYU, 10/6, ESPN
"I love this guy as a football player"
"extremely high football IQ"
"dragged down in space"
Minnesota-Purdue, 10/7, ESPN
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"ball hawks"
"continuity up front"
"chip on their shoulder"
"big body tight end "(2)
"splash plays"
"gadget plays"
"RPO - run, pass option"
"multiple personnel groupings"
"hard count"
"pre-snap intel"
"third and forever"
"legacy Boilermaker"
"he's a game manager"
Fresno State-San Jose State, 10/7, ESPN
"rivalries are just what they are: rivalries"
You can say that about absolutely everything, commentator Forrest Conoly. Look:
Cupcakes are just what they are: cupcakes.
Train schedules are just what they are: train schedules.
"handed the keys to the offense"
"a team that plays through the whistle"
Western Illinois-Northern Iowa, 10/7, Panther Sports Network
"bend but don't break"
"a fresh set of sticks"
"pocket awareness"
"change of pace back"
Michigan State-Michigan, 10/7, ABC
"legacy game"
"move the sticks"
"in the trenches"
"exotic pressure"
"the Paul Bunyan Trophy"
San Diego State-UNLV, 10/7, ESPN
"he's going to have to grow up fast in a hurry"
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Rest of San Diego State-UNLV game
"student of the game"
"play the sticks"
"hat on a hat"
"old school power back"
"Big 12 flag bearer"
"throwing window"
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