Derwood M.: What if I eat my tickets?
Ellen, Atlanta Symphony Orchestra: We'll replace eaten tickets.
Derwood M.: You'll replace eaten tickets? What if I just keep eating the tickets, every time you issue me new tickets, I eat them?
Ellen, ASO: Well, we'd have to stop issuing you tickets after a while.
Derwood M.: What is the absolute maximum amount of times I could eat a newly-issued set of tickets before you say 'that's it, no more tickets'?
Ellen, ASO: I'd say twice.
Derwood M.: Well that hardly seems fair.
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Softball photos by Poog Cronin
Players from North Carolina celebrate a grand slam by Amber Parrish against Georgia Tech Sunday in Atlanta, Georgia.
North Carolina's Lauren Batten delivers a pitch to Chelsie Thomas of Georgia Tech in the sixth inning of Sunday's game.
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Sports photos by Bobby Feathers
Gainesville High School midfielder Alyssa Turner dribbles the ball in a game against Heritage High School.
Additions to the ILTCSC glossary
"A real Emmit Kerwin" - to accidentally swallow the television remote
Julio - someone who can't leave the car without first singing to the steering wheel
Noodlewoman - half-woman, half-bowl of soup noodles
Soydate - taking a bottle of soy sauce out on a date
Julio - someone who can't leave the car without first singing to the steering wheel
Noodlewoman - half-woman, half-bowl of soup noodles
Soydate - taking a bottle of soy sauce out on a date
Apr 8, 2014
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