Apr 29, 2014

Conversations with the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra

Derwood M.: What if I eat my tickets?

Ellen, Atlanta Symphony Orchestra: We'll replace eaten tickets.

Derwood M.: You'll replace eaten tickets? What if I just keep eating the tickets, every time you issue me new tickets, I eat them?

Ellen, ASO: Well, we'd have to stop issuing you tickets after a while.

Derwood M.: What is the absolute maximum amount of times I could eat a newly-issued set of tickets before you say 'that's it, no more tickets'?

Ellen, ASO: I'd say twice.

Derwood M.: Well that hardly seems fair.

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