Derwood M.: What if I eat my tickets?
Ellen, Atlanta Symphony Orchestra: We'll replace eaten tickets.
Derwood M.: You'll replace eaten tickets? What if I just keep eating the tickets, every time you issue me new tickets, I eat them?
Ellen, ASO: Well, we'd have to stop issuing you tickets after a while.
Derwood M.: What is the absolute maximum amount of times I could eat a newly-issued set of tickets before you say 'that's it, no more tickets'?
Ellen, ASO: I'd say twice.
Derwood M.: Well that hardly seems fair.