Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Digcream - to dig through a pot of sour cream in the hopes of finding your car keys
Joorfitz - to have a recurring dream where you marry a postage stamp

Latorman - half-man, half-escalator
Utahoops - mistaking a middle-aged man for a map of the state of Utah

Full glossary

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

"A real Rico Yetz" - spending more than 10 minutes standing on a pile of 2nd graders' drawings of their favorite fish
Garlicman - half-man, half-clove of garlic
Zookiewalk - while home from college for the weekend, practicing your fake limp in your parent's bedroom mirror


Glossary

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"A real Emmit Kerwin" - to accidentally swallow the television remote
Julio - someone who can't leave the car without first singing to the steering wheel
Noodlewoman - half-woman, half-bowl of soup noodles
Soydate - taking a bottle of soy sauce out on a date

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Heavygumpter - trying on different types of sandals while chewing sandpaper
Icecubeman - half-man, half-ice cube
Keepough - a person who attempts to bottle a cough or a series of coughs

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Ewingpie - to fall in love with a drawing of a hippopotamus
Leafname - to give individual leaves first names
Potatolocks - a person who puts a spoonful of mashed potatoes in his/her hair as a matter of protest
Tubecroon - to serenade a tube sock or pair of tube socks

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Leafplotka - a toupee made of leaves
Lightcroon - to serenade a stop light
Reggiepologist - a Reggie apologist
Sampledate - taking a carpet sample out on a date


ILTCSC Glossary

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Lovefountain - falling in love with a water fountain
Sleeverole - accidentally baking a t-shirt sleeve into a casserole
Toyrole - accidentally baking a child’s toy into a casserole
Warren - someone who can't leave the house without first reprimanding a piece of toast


ILTCSC glossary

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Celerist - a person who has legally married a stalk of celery
Celeromy - to marry multiple stalks of celery


ILTCSC Glossary

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Heavyernie - the act of bringing a shovel into the bathtub
Soupbowlwoman - half-woman, half-bowl of soup


ILTCSC Glossary