HomeTowne Studios: you "get" what you "pay for"

The date: Monday, October 10, 2022

The location: HomeTowne Studios, Louisville, Kentucky

Cigarette butts: 

in toilet - 1

overall - 1

This is budget traveling (total room cost for one night: $51.89 + unlimited tap water), so it's going to be a bit more broccoli than chicken.

A bit more diaper under the sink than no diaper under the sink.

If there's one thing to find that makes you 100% certain no one cleaned up after the last guest checked out of your room other than I suppose, body, it's diaper. 

Here's the diaper in the room: 

And here it is after I kicked it out of the room:

Also kept a bug count throughout the evening. Let's call it the Live(anddead) Bugblog until I can think of a better name.

Our first of the night

We'll call him the opening act, but the headliner was the bug found INSIDE the microwave. 

Inside. 

Now, I was once called the Ansel Abrams of my generation, so the lighting in this photo isn't great, but please trust me, there was a bug CRAWLING AROUND INSIDE THE MICROWAVE.

Final count

Alive - 9 (could've been the same bug each time, but I simply can't give HomeTowne Studios the benefit of the doubt). It was 9 different bugs.

No longer with us - 11

Total - 20

Overall hotel grade: 26 (out of 4,300)