This from an incident report at Georgia Tech University. My favorite parts are in BOLD.
Incident Date/Time: December 11, 2010, at approximately 4:00 AM
Incident Location: Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fraternity House located at 221 Fourth Street, NW
Incident Description: Two students at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fraternity house heard a chopping noise coming from the backyard of their house. When they went outside to investigate, they observed a male chopping at a tree with a hatchet. They confronted the male who appeared to be intoxicated. The male swung the hatchet at one of the students and missed. The students were not injured. The male was last seen running through the fire lane towards Fowler Street, NW.
Description of Suspect:
18-20 years old
Red Santa hat
Status of Investigation: The incident is being investigated by the Georgia Tech Police Department.