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Shimples Awards Night

The Shimples Hall of Fame induction ceremony & postseason award show is scheduled for April 19!

* 2017 HOF inductees

- Player's wing: Harriet Wayne, Vito Shelby
- Mascot wing: Noodles IV
- Special contribution award: onion rings vendor Kenneth Welch

* Awards to be given out:

* Coach with worst breath
* Longest ear hair

* Loudest spouse

* Bloodiest elbow
* Chicken nugget toes award
* Largest forehead
* Longest pinch
* Deepest pinch
* Not invited next year


Come join us Wednesday from 7:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m. at the Kaynesport Banquet Hall - 560 Piso Street, SE Kaynesport

Recent additions to "basketball phrases"

"Teachable moments"
"International flavor"
"Rebounding by committee"
"That's a big mental health basket"
"Resumed basketball activities" 
"Hard hedges"
"Straddling the bubble"
"From bonus land" 

Kerwin Daniels Memorial League

2017 KDML division alignment


Zugdner Conference

Middle South Division

Jobeek
Wade Blong
Jojo
Von Apier
Dwayne Valley


Pac-West Divison

Tubbleyum
Pollymotzel
Rico Yetz
Krezz City
Mookymotzel


Center Division

Poog Cronin
Bo Hunes
Shouse Family
Eddie Aguayo
Yaycheeze


NorWest

Ofaldu
Owen
The Horace
Koyyo
P.J. Blend


Keekitch Conference

Mid-Pacific

Amanda County
San bleev
San deep
Percy West
The Gwels


Upper Coast

Bobby City
Jay Yonkton
Oz Yorlap
Bingsecka
Glerr Forest


Deep South

Durly
South Bethany
Ywerskie
Todd Kross
Shimples

The Lower Valley

Aogi Sims
Weem County
OJ Kleef
Tito Blue
Hzer



Regular season begins: April 20
All-Star break: August 2
Trade deadline: August 22
End of regular season: October 8
Playoffs begin: October 10
Championship series begins: November 8



Front office

League commisioner - Kirby Perr

President - Wyatt Velonch

Dance team: The Debbies

Bobby Feathers photography

"Championship week"

College softball gallery

No. 1 Oklahoma vs. No. 2 Auburn, February 11
BYU vs. Nebraska, Febuary 9

Photography by Bob Nerwin

Your AARP card, Mr. Birsnesst

NEN bracket released

The bracket for the 2017 Napkin Eating Nationals has been released. Eight regional winners, including defending national champion and No. 3 seed Pablo Yaz, will compete in the single-elimination event beginning with quarterfinal match ups on February 4.

Committee chairman Darren Drew declined an interview, but did throw several cherries.