Jun 25, 2012

Limerick

There was a plump man on a rail
whose pep had retired and set sail;
his orange, plaid pants,
they were chockfull of fire ants
that plump little man we called Dale.

Jun 5, 2012

Autographed Jesus Memorabilia Now Available
















Mini baseball
$45

















Personalized autograph to Stanley
$60


To purchase either item, email derwoodmorris@gmail.com.
More autographed Jesus memorabilia coming soon.

Jun 3, 2012

Limerick

There was an old man whose feet
resembled the rump of a sheep;
he had paid many pounds,
so they'd look like a clown's
and now he has much bigger feet