Feb 24, 2012
Dumpster off limits
Other warnings:
"Quit trying to drink that puddle water"
"Get down from that chandelier"
"No ostrich allowed in the dugout"
Feb 7, 2012
Feb 5, 2012
Super Bowl Picks
Last year, Derwood was right on 19% of his picks and ate six bowls of chili and 17 brown things stuffed with cheese, both Henington family-uninvited-guest records.
National anthem: Forehead (featuring Lil' Shellfish)
Opening kick off: PPD
Over/under corn chips eaten (Southeast region of United States): 680,000
Ken O'Brien: inactive
Playing the percentages:
"Pinning your ears back" - 22%
"Taken to the woodshed" - 31%
Run "between the tackles" - 77%
"Tighten up your bootstraps" - 4%
"Ball recognition" - 9%
"Bow your neck" - .3%
"Playing the field position game" - 62%
"Third and manageable" - .1%
MVP: N/A
Final score: Giants 27, Patriots 20
National anthem: Forehead (featuring Lil' Shellfish)
Opening kick off: PPD
Over/under corn chips eaten (Southeast region of United States): 680,000
Ken O'Brien: inactive
Playing the percentages:
"Pinning your ears back" - 22%
"Taken to the woodshed" - 31%
Run "between the tackles" - 77%
"Tighten up your bootstraps" - 4%
"Ball recognition" - 9%
"Bow your neck" - .3%
"Playing the field position game" - 62%
"Third and manageable" - .1%
MVP: N/A
Final score: Giants 27, Patriots 20
Feb 3, 2012
Feb 1, 2012
Cigarette prices go up at local gas station
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