Aug 13, 2013

The people I saw at my mother's apartment complex pool

Screaming kid
Guy with tiny bathing suit
Kid who just peed
Guy who just drank his 9th Bud Light
Cell phone lady
Plotka
Screaming kid 2
Old man over there
Hey, there he is!
Guy wearing his shirt in the pool
Sweaty lady
Guy who spilled his 10th Bud Light on cell phone lady
Shirtless guy with helicopter tattoo
Loud lady
Lady having cigarette in the pool
Loud guy
Plotka 2
Screaming kid 3
Large lady with tiny bathing suit

Aug 2, 2013

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Heavyernie - the act of bringing a shovel into the bathtub
Soupbowlwoman - half-woman, half-bowl of soup


ILTCSC Glossary

Jun 11, 2013

The people I saw today at Roswell Municipal Court

Useless lady
Standaround guy
Hey, there she is!
Useless lady 2
Ho ho! That’s the guy!
Standaround guy 2
Guy with handcuffs
Lady with pen
Standaround guy 3
Useless guy
Plotka
Lady with concerned look
"Old what’s-his-name"
Useless guy 2
Weird-looking guy with a pencil
Guy with disappointed look
Lady with clipboard
Whispering lady
Lady pointing at things
Standaround lady
Out of breath guy
Nervous lady
Nervous friend of nervous lady
Standaround lady 2
That’s the guy from earlier
Sweaty lady
Lady who mispronounces everyone’s name
Hey, there he is!
Guy holding sheets of paper
Plotka 2
Loud guy
Useless lady 3
Foot-tapping guy
Standaround lady 3
Arms crossed serious guy
Staring guy
Stand up and walk over there lady
Guy with concerned look
Plotka 3
Useless guy 3
Lady who whispers things to other lady
Walk around lady
Guy with pen
Nervous guy scratching head often
Lady who only says “you’re good to go”
Staring guy 2
Guy who whispers things to lady who whispers things to other lady
Useless lady 4