Sports photos by Bobby Feathers

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Cast list announced

The cast has been chosen for the upcoming Lyle Chainko play Pass The Salt: A Love Story:

Perry Rabbdoff as salt shaker
Sasha Durly as herself
Peebop Stensen as rearview mirror/rearview mirror alter ego Paul Plank
apple core as itself
Roscoe Nenna as Mel from Jersey
pepper shaker as Judge Maxwell
Murray and Katherine Reynolds as lucky couple #6
Patrick Naz as telephone polls 6-through-14
Byron Zorma as the OPEN DOOR elevator button
Harriet Winstrom as Pepano Vodka spokesgirl Paula Vantz
Kernop-9 as the evil grains of salt of sadness
Edwin San-Michael as Professor Kenneth Murphy

In theaters January 3!

Sports photos by Bobby Feathers

Kyle Korver practices his free throw shooting at Philips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia before the Atlanta Hawks-Washington Wizards game on December 13, 2013

Walking With Soup (Kaye and Ess, part 3)

Slither in boo-bop down the street
in their five-toed canvas-covered feet
it was lovelys, Kaye & Ess to share
a cup of minestrone Pete-

-a bread to dunkinto the broth
it's making eaches pieces soft
this drizzly noon atop Mount Claire
they've spotted discarded pieces of cloth

The 'strone having long since past
they snack upon a bowl of bass
spoon-in-spoon Kaye and Ess leave bare
the seafood-spotted cauldron's mass

Strolling 'pon their final spot
(a soup trade show, said the atlas dot)
Kaye and Ess could only stare:
'twas Souperman stirring the noodle pot.

Auburn basketball fact of the day

Assistant coach Milt Wagner is married to the former Jan Ford of Memphis.

(Page 18)

Photo caption contest winner

"Georgia coach Andy Landers watches Sunday's game against Georgia State."

[Submitted by Bernie Topada]

Inspirational poster

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Ewingpie - to fall in love with a drawing of a hippopotamus
Leafname - to give individual leaves first names
Potatolocks - a person who puts a spoonful of mashed potatoes in his/her hair as a matter of protest
Tubecroon - to serenade a tube sock or pair of tube socks

Don't sit like that

Discovered by ILTCSC reader Akash Shimarod

Inspirational poster

Teen Wolf Too Quiz 3

Answers

Don't name her that

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Leafplotka - a toupee made of leaves
Lightcroon - to serenade a stop light
Reggiepologist - a Reggie apologist
Sampledate - taking a carpet sample out on a date


ILTCSC Glossary

Don't shave like that

[Discovered by ILTCSC reader Capolo Henderson]

Teen Wolf Too Quiz 2

Answers

Don't stand like that

when taking someone's order at a restaurant

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Lovefountain - falling in love with a water fountain
Sleeverole - accidentally baking a t-shirt sleeve into a casserole
Toyrole - accidentally baking a child’s toy into a casserole
Warren - someone who can't leave the house without first reprimanding a piece of toast


ILTCSC glossary

Don't sit like that

on a city bench

Teen Wolf Too, Part 1

Teen Wolf Too, Part 2

The phrases I heard fans yell at a high school softball game

"It's all about you"
"Turn on it"/"Turn on it hard"/"Turn on one and drive it"
"Hands out"
"Relax and have fun"
"Find you a way"
"I see you up there"
"Base hit, do a job"
"Hands and eyes to the ball"
"You're ready now"/"Now you're ready"
"Make the adjustment"
"Let those hands go"
"We ain't laying down"
"Take off baby"
"Top of the ball"
"Eye on the prize"
"Fight it off"
"Take your time"
"No rush, stay strong"
"Be talking out there"
"Hit it hard someplace"
"Don't get frustrated"
"Bat on the ball"
"Through the zone, you can do it"
"Get that posture right"
"Battle"/"Battle with 2"
"One pitch one spot"
"Elbows and knees"
"Use your corners"
"Let's heat it up"/"Let's warm it up"
"Stay hot"
"Paint them corners"
"Need somebody to talk"
"Keep pushing"
"Got to come to you"
"Knock it out"
"Adjust"/"Adjust to the pitch"
"Climb the ladder"
"Got to be your pitch"
"Fight back"
"Good cut"
"Make it be there"
"Turn them hips"
"Protect, gotta protect"
"Re-focus"
"Step up right here one time"
"No pain no gain"
"Sling it, girl"
"Use your legs"
"Way to do a job"
"Be aggressive in the zone"
"Don't let it jam you"
"Everything's out in front"
"Be ready to hit"
"Stay behind it"

Don't Stand Like That

at the tag office/ever anywhere

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Celerist - a person who has legally married a stalk of celery
Celeromy - to marry multiple stalks of celery


ILTCSC Glossary

Cat boxing statistics

Morris
Nickname(s): "Mo", "Louis", "Gerald", "Leonard", "Larry"
Age: 11
Career record: 18-4

Notable wins: desk lamp (May, 2004); pen (December, 2005); shadow of desk lamp (May, 2004); Sam (January, 2006); cockroach (April, 2012)

Memorable defeats: bookcase shelf (April, 2007); shadow of leg (August, 2009)

Career status: retired


Jake
Nickname: "Jake"
Age: 14
Career record: 25-5

Notable wins: Christmas tree (December, 2000); Jebo (February, 2001); shadow of ceiling fan (March, 2003)

Memorable defeats: Christmas tree (December, 2000); wine glass (September, 2006)

Career status: retired


Sam
Nickname: Julio
Age: 12
Career record: 8-4

Notable wins: underneath part of the bed (May, 2004); Christmas tree ornament (December, 2006); woman leg (June, 2008)

Memorable defeats: Morris (January, 2006); alarm clock (February, 2006); cockroach (May, 2007)

Career status: retired


Cecil
Age 2
Career record: 2-6

Notable wins: gum wrapper (May, 2013)

Memorable defeats: 3' bush (July 17, 2013; July 18, 2013)

Career status: active

Your Teen Wolf Too Reminder

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The people I saw at my mother's apartment complex pool

Screaming kid
Guy with tiny bathing suit
Kid who just peed
Guy who just drank his 9th Bud Light
Cell phone lady
Plotka
Screaming kid 2
Old man over there
Hey, there he is!
Guy wearing his shirt in the pool
Sweaty lady
Guy who spilled his 10th Bud Light on cell phone lady
Shirtless guy with helicopter tattoo
Loud lady
Lady having cigarette in the pool
Loud guy
Plotka 2
Screaming kid 3
Large lady with tiny bathing suit

Teen Wolf Too Quiz 1

Answers

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

Heavyernie - the act of bringing a shovel into the bathtub
Soupbowlwoman - half-woman, half-bowl of soup


ILTCSC Glossary

Championship Sunday

Inspirational poster

Injera, Louisiana

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The people I saw today at Roswell Municipal Court

Useless lady
Standaround guy
Hey, there she is!
Useless lady 2
Ho ho! That’s the guy!
Standaround guy 2
Guy with handcuffs
Lady with pen
Standaround guy 3
Useless guy
Plotka
Lady with concerned look
"Old what’s-his-name"
Useless guy 2
Weird-looking guy with a pencil
Guy with disappointed look
Lady with clipboard
Whispering lady
Lady pointing at things
Standaround lady
Out of breath guy
Nervous lady
Nervous friend of nervous lady
Standaround lady 2
That’s the guy from earlier
Sweaty lady
Lady who mispronounces everyone’s name
Hey, there he is!
Guy holding sheets of paper
Plotka 2
Loud guy
Useless lady 3
Foot-tapping guy
Standaround lady 3
Arms crossed serious guy
Staring guy
Stand up and walk over there lady
Guy with concerned look
Plotka 3
Useless guy 3
Lady who whispers things to other lady
Walk around lady
Guy with pen
Nervous guy scratching head often
Lady who only says “you’re good to go”
Staring guy 2
Guy who whispers things to lady who whispers things to other lady
Useless lady 4

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Unbeaten championship

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Teen Wolf Too stickers now available

Bumper stickers: $3:


"I'd like to change some classes"

"I guess the wolf makes you a jerk"

"You can't face life as a wolf and expect it to solve all your problems"

"Well it's true that sometimes it skips family members. Your mother and father aren't werewolves"


Small stickers: $2:


"Not here Gus"

"Science?"

"Frog fighting in my lab?"


email bobbyfeathers@gmail.com to order

Scavenger Hunt

Carlos Arroyo Jiffy Lube lunchbox

Found: February 9, 2013

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Something like it....