Staff

Editor-in-chief: Kathy Granch (Villanova '89)










Staff writers: L Vivian Crugg, Bo Hunes, Gigi Oakley, Dwayne Durly, 
Rain puddle eulogies: Mia Salahar-Orozo
Has Anyone Seen My Shoe? correspondent: Kerwin Daniels
(* missing since March, 2012)
Napkins: Rainbow Retrieval










Napkin intern: Annmarie Carla
Kenny locators: Olivia Maple, Ronaldo Eddy
House orchestra: Lisa Pops
Texas A&M University correspondent

 









Mustard packet mug shots: staff










Gravel

Head of Distribution
: Elmer Plunk Jr.
Assistant gravel: B. Nerwin











Gravel waterfall resorts travel agent: Schlofko Martinez
Eating contest judge: Dr. Bert Kerr
GravelTV president: [vacant]
GravelNews anchor: Corbin Pearsall









Photography

Photography editor: Akash Shimarod










Staff photographers: Moises Hoyt, Ozlo Penny (missing since August, 2014), Bobby Feathers, Jo he jo Pong, Yolanda Soriyano (missing since August, 2014), Poog Cronin
Dandelion photography: Ebony Pezz











Lettuce-on-railroad-tracks photography: Jay Peach









Photography interns: Aogi Sims, P.J. Wheat, Beverly Clay

Pointing

VP in charge of pointing: Melanie Garrison





Pointing at leaves: Steve






Pointing at menus:
Diane & Brent Gullickson
Pointing at fire ant hills/other hills: Dr. Amber Stiggs
Intern: Dimitri Kasbar










Pointing at road signs, highway: Masahiro Keirabu
Road signs, non-highway: Claire Kiprios
Pointing at mail carriers, arrivals: Dennis True
Departures: Abigail Krizoli
Staff Pointer: Victor Corey


Door-to-door doorbell ringing

(January-March): Emmit Corey
(April-June): Barbara "Barb" Blue
(July-September): Keisha Pickens
(October): Jalen Dilworth
(November-December): Edith Lebber









Andrea Fleming fan club 

President: Dottie Glaze
Vice president:





Treasurer: Antoinette Zegg
Interns: Lawrence Tito, Rochelle Abernathy

F.A.I.O. (Fathers Against Infant Odors) president: Cedric Crisp
M.A.F.A.I.O. (Mothers Against Fathers Against Infant Odors) president: Latoya Sheffield

At the bus stop: Emmit Shouse


Pelican relations: Joe Maglio










Classified ads: Bobby
Mustard water rehabilitation center director: Madeline Mugg










Portraits of Jenna Glib: Frederick J. Yorlap
Assistant to Mr. Yorlap: Levon Zigetti

Kneecap models: Tatiana Golsh, Peter Ionetta, Chance Purdle
Ferman Joel impersonator: Miranda Clack

Remaining Claires Together (RCT) founder: Claire Burkhalter
Backup Claire: Claire Chuck

Edna locator: Edna Bleek
Edna interns: Edna Sasser, Edna Gern-Ianneta
Celery: itself






S.P.C.S. (Separation of Paper Clips & Soup) director: Bethany Otto
Naps: Charlie Rockaloo










Disappointed looks: Fern Gary








Head Hubert: Hubert Kittles
Apple core eulogies: Reverend Timothy Link
Staple remover removal surgeries: Dr. Tabitha Corey. appointments: doctabitha737@villanova.edu
The Letters L and R: The TV Show producer: Ernie Zood
Clipboard smells: Dr. Kerwin Snell (Assistant: Pablo Yaz)










House Band: Peggy Cliff All Star Jam Band
What's Under My Couch? host: H. Yoyo Salazar

Salad aerobics

Director: Mindy St. Clair












Crouton mats: Clarke's Crouton Mats
Tongs/Lettuce dumbbells: Francis Sipp

WUC weekend host: Eugene Yeek
Sandra locator: Sandra Cliff (tips: scliff44@csnu.edu)

Evening look out: Wyatt Walderson









Otis Lazlo biographer: Grongo Zax

Goldfish names

A-H:



I-M: Helen Aulkerson
N-Q: Beverly Emmit
R-U: Oyoyo Coles
V-Z: Lavelle Rondo

Goldfish legal rights: Jobeek Alomar & partners

The people who take things out of boxes and put those things into other boxes

President: Maureen Loudermilk (Villanova '84)


















Concerned looks, Southeast region: Patricia Stanton

Wayne supervisor: Wayne Kervin










Wayne stand-ins: Wayne Ezzleroth, Wayne Blinky
Wayne intern: Wayne Sawgrass


Green Beans The Musical director: T.K. Sherby












Ranch Goggles: Wyatt Kurr Jr.
Practice shots: Bernie Quinn











Directions to Didi Avery’s apartment: Danielle Winseed
Assistant salad bar: Mel Kemp














Wednesday afternoons, The Documentary director: Rochelle Rizzo (roro91@villanova.edu)
K.S.C. (Keeping Snowmen Cold) founder/president: Brevin A. Yim
Assistant to Mr. Yim:












Shimples 

Commissioner: B.W. Odell
Head referee: Cito Simmons









Hall of Fame director: Evelyn Shouse
Official soft drink: Blast!

Special division

Naming ice cubes, A-F: Dimitri Crisp
G-M: Pepe Tiggs
N-T: Derwood

U-Z: Shay Carbo
Ice cube eulogies: Junior A. Sherman

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