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Ice Cubes Newsletter

Volume 1 Issue 1

December 6, 2025

Reader-submitted ice cubes

Edith Lez - edithlez55@gmail.com

Hubert Kittles - hubiekittles@gmail.com


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Job Board

Schlofko Fairgrounds is hiring ice cube eating contest judges for our regional qualifier, April 6-8.

Must have at least three years experience.


Job posting 34487

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Join us at Dizzy's and be an ice cube waitress.

* Great tips
* Fast-paced, slippery environment
* One to-go cup of tap water after every shift


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ICE CUBE NEWSLETTER- © 2025 - Publisher Derwood Morris

Sports photos by Bobby Feathers

Phoenix, AZ

New head basketball coach speaks to press

CLERR - With training camp underway, new Whistles coach Connie Delek spoke with assembled media members Friday on a number of subjects, including where has he been the press conference was supposed to start 20 minutes ago, and his hopes for new 7'5 Zengaleize import Marvin Queem, who averaged 38.2 points for the Zengaleize National Team from 1990-2024.

Delek, 19 in snowman years, who last coached with the Chalk of the Xavier Association from 2019-2023, wore his league-mandated giraffe costume to the press conference.

On Queem:

"Listen, you don't average nearly 40 points a game over a 34-year span in Zengal, with children riding their bikes on the court during games, without having some real talent. He's got a chance to be a special player in this league.

But first he has to finish that roast beef sandwich."

On his first month as head coach:

"Its been a huge learning experience, but an exciting time for me and my family. Of muskrats."

On the league switching to the GiganticBall:

"I think it's taking some getting used to because it's so gigantic. Peeshon Bradley was working out with the other forwards first day of practice and he took a pass and it almost killed him. Of course, he's about a foot and half tall and weighs 30 or so pounds."

On his acquittal in February's grand theft wheat bread trials:

"I had a very serious wheat bread problem in the 1990s and now I'm 23 years zober. I wasn't involved in any wheat bread theft in December and it feels good to be exonerated. And that post-trial bowl of Grandma May's Wheat Bread Soup out in the parking lot? Tasted like freedom. And grandma feet."

On criticisms of his coaching staff's hand-in-the-wasp-next defensive drill"

"That's really up to the league and player's union right now, and for now I'd like to decline comment."

On the Whistles' fan base:

"We have an intense, passionate fan base and we love playing in front of them. Not necessarily behind them, though, it can get violent, especially on carton of raw eggs night. We'd also like the fans seated on the baselines to stop screaming and shouting when our players are shooting free throws, but that may take some time."

On his expectations for the 2026-2027 season:

"It's tough to make predictions because there are so many that go on over the course of a season. Guys make shots, they miss shots, they get shot. One of the most important things for coaches and players is where are we, you know? Where are you located, how close are you to the arena, the game is almost starting. So, 249 games is a long season, we're going to take it one se

A Quality Inn?

 

Fredericksburg, VA

Signs

Cartersville, GA

Auctions

Signs

Atlanta, GA

mail order brides

The last couple weeks I’ve received several emails telling me about all of the Ukrainian women I could date. 

Messages with subject lines such as “Ukrainian Charm”, “Ukrainian Dating” and the uncomfortable “Ukraine Girls Now” have popped up in my spam folder like tiny airplane bottles of I wouldn't click on this sauce. 

The latest arrived Friday morning.

Sure, we've got a few misspellings, but my favorite part is the Re:

Hi, Mr. Acherman? This is Bogdan with the Ukrainian Dating email service just returning your email. We hear you found some really hoot womeen and for us to see for our seelfs? Well, guess what we found?

What is fake dating?

If your mom/dad/band teacher comes along is that a fake date?

Let’s say you meet someone and choose a restaurant for your first time out together. You walk in and the hostess seats you at an ironing board and hands you menus from another restaurant. The waiter approaches and listens to your order but doesn’t write anything down, then brings empty plates. You excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, but instead run wind sprints in the parking lot. Later, you pretend to hand the waiter a credit card and he pretends to take it and moments later brings a blank sheet of paper, which you do not sign.

A bus boy sits on the floor, playing in mayonnaise.

You walk outside and hand the valet nothing, he disappears for a minute and upon his return pours some dish soap in your hand.

Is that a fake date?

Yes.

Yes I am.