Inspirational poster

Gus Gustavson: RIP

Career boxing record: 112-1
Record vs. teen wolves: 0-1

* Inducted into Neemitz Academy Athletic Hall of Fame in July, 1988

Inspirational poster

Inspirational poster

Inspirational poster

Teen Wolf Too Quiz 3

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Teen Wolf Too Quiz 2

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Teen Wolf Too, Part 1

Teen Wolf Too, Part 2

Your Teen Wolf Too Reminder

Teen Wolf Too Quiz 1

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Inspirational poster

Teen Wolf Too stickers now available

Bumper stickers: $3:


"I'd like to change some classes"

"I guess the wolf makes you a jerk"

"You can't face life as a wolf and expect it to solve all your problems"

"Well it's true that sometimes it skips family members. Your mother and father aren't werewolves"


Small stickers: $2:


"Not here Gus"

"Science?"

"Frog fighting in my lab?"


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Your Teen Wolf Too Reminder

Teen Wolf Too Review

Special times from back in April

This is the greatest movie about a werewolf who becomes the star of his college boxing team.

What Teen Wolf Too provides:

- Chubby and Uncle Howard return for the sequel
- The worst rendition of "Do you love me" ever recorded, then lip-synced by Teen Wolf Too at a party where he jumps 30 feet in the air, backwards, onto a balcony
- One of the great movie mullets of all time, thank you Stuart Fratkin
- Frog fight
- John Rocker's acting debut
- Will Smith's acting debut
- Two-sport athlete Chubby goes undefeated as team's heavyweight boxer and is on the fencing team, giving us the most far-fetched dual-sporting career for a college athlete
- Teen Wolf Too catches a frisbee in his mouth, then signs autographs
- Three consecutive montage scenes with no dialogue
- Professor Tonya Brooks
- The "I'd like to change some classes" scene. Better than the last scene of Casablanca
- Teen Wolf Too loses his virginity to "send me an angel"
- Teen Wolf Too punches someone so hard that he flies 15 feet in the air and out of the boxing ring, destroying the press table


If I had to give it a rating on a scale of 1-10, I'd give it a 4,531,899,376.

- Derwood Morris 

I'd like to watch nine minutes and 42 seconds of Teen Wolf Too

:7 - "I knew it, I knew Pug would win that fight"

:51 - "Holy shit"

1:21 - Intense Chubby

2:59 - Chubby gets electrocuted

3:52 - "I can mash potatoes," part 1

4:01 - Stiles' shoulder shake

4:20 - Chubby's spin move

4:56 - "I can mash potatoes," part 2

5:52 - Silly backwards jump onto balcony

6:56 - Teen Wolf Too jumps for frisbee

6:58 - Teen Wolf Too catches frisbee in mouth

8:08 - A.C. Slater stunt double impressed with Teen Wolf Too's jump roping ability

8:31 - Will Smith is loving Teen Wolf Too

9:08 - John Rocker is not loving Teen Wolf Too

9:31 - Kevin McDonald interviews John Rocker

Teen Wolf Too extremely un-licensed merchandise now available

A - "Teen Wolf Too" - ADULT (M/L/XL)... $19.95

B - "You can't face life as a wolf and expect it to solve all your problems" - ADULT (M/L/XL)... $19.95

C - "Teen Wolf Too" - CHILD (XS/S/M)... $10.95

D - "I'd like to change some classes" - STICKER... $3.95


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Hamilton University fight song

The Hamilton boxing team needed a lift before the state championship bout against the Neemitz Academy. So, Chubby got the school fight song going and the rest is history.


"Hamilton, thou art highest of them all
we are loyal subjects, listening for your call.
Proud we of thy emblem, thou art colors green and white.
So let's get in the ring, boys, and fight, fight, fight!"

Your Teen Wolf Too Reminder

Coming soon:

"You can't face life as a wolf and expect it to solve all your problems"

"I guess the wolf makes you a jerk."

"Well it is true that sometimes it skips family members. Your mother and father aren't werewolves."

Your Teen Wolf Too reminder

"Frog fighting in my lab?"