I'd Like to Change Some Classes: October 2022

Oct 30, 2022

Signs

Austin, TX

Oct 23, 2022

Football phrases - fall, part 2

All games played 10/22....

Mississippi State-Alabama, ESPN

"there's no chaos in his mind, it's just poise"

"a wanted commodity"

"out-executing"

"it's kind of basketball on grass"

Washington-California, ESPN

"a bend but don't break defense...now you're getting to the part of the field where it's gonna be tough to bend"

"he doesn't run with his pads"

"fourth and forever"

The Rod Gilmore Trifecta of Nonsense

"they move around what they do back there"

"Cal is forcing Washington other than something that they have been"

"it's a good job by the Cal philosophy"

Bowling Green-Central Michigan, espn3

pxp: Dan Gutowsky

cc: Adam Breneman

"the tailgate parties are off the charts"

"when his legs are right they are going to make some impact"

"he's not just a physical specimen, he gets it between the ears, too"

"they took a short play and turned it into a jumbo"

"it's good on good, strength on strength"

"he's what I call a gadget running back"

"what I like to call sneaky athletic"

"quarterback guru"

Texas-Oklahoma State, ABC

"giving Spencer Sanders and this offense prime real estate"

"chunk play"

"he can get to a hole with a drop of a hat"

"tackling one of the biggest things for Oklahoma State"

thanks, color commentator Dusty Dvoracek!

Oct 20, 2022

Signs

Northport, AL

Oct 15, 2022

Signs

Columbus, MS

Oct 11, 2022

HomeTowne Studios: you "get" what you "pay for"

The date: Monday, October 10, 2022

The location: HomeTowne Studios, Louisville, Kentucky

Cigarette butts:

in toilet - 1

overall - 1

This is budget traveling (total room cost for one night: $51.89 + unlimited tap water), so it's going to be a bit more broccoli than chicken.

A bit more diaper under the sink than no diaper under the sink.

If there's one thing to find that makes you 100% certain no one cleaned up after the last guest checked out of your room other than I suppose, body, it's diaper.

Here's the diaper in the room:

And here it is after I kicked it out of the room:

Also kept a bug count throughout the evening. Let's call it the Live(anddead) Bugblog until I can think of a better name.

Our first of the night

We'll call him the opening act, but the headliner was the bug found INSIDE the microwave.

Inside.

Now, I was once called the Ansel Abrams of my generation, so the lighting in this photo isn't great, but please trust me, there was a bug CRAWLING AROUND INSIDE THE MICROWAVE.