Reader Contributions

This drawing comes from reader Lawrence Tifko III.


A little about Lawrence

Full name: Lawrence Ebeneezer Tifko III
Born: July 17, 1954, underneath the Pederson's couch
Current residence: the Pederson's laundry room
Likes: mayonaisse art
Dislikes: crawling without a purpose
Dating history: three dates with Mary Leonard (fall, 1988)-relationship ended after Tifko executed the rare fart/burp/pick trifecta
Personal slogan: "egg crate on a mudpack, baby"
Email address: sweatylt57@paymont.edu

Zaxby's Comment Card

"Why is everyone so stingy with the sauce? I got my sandwich and I said 'can I get some more sauce'? She says to me 'why don't you open your own chicken restaurant and that way you can have all the sauce you want, grandpa?!' I said 'maybe I will.' But I never did. Drinking ketchup straight out of the big container is a bad idea."

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Your Teen Wolf Too reminder

"Well it is true that sometimes it skips family members. Your mother and father aren't werewolves."

TV flashback

The Monday Night Football game is Baltimore-Cleveland!

Most exciting events on my TV: Monday, November 16, 2009

1. South Florida vs. Virginia
2. Hawks vs. Trailblazers
3. A Dennis the Menace Christmas on the Family Channel
4. Clemson-NC State football from four days ago on CSS
77. South Carolina vs. Georgia Southern
109. Baltimore-Cleveland MNF

How does everyone feel about this?

Someone just beefed.

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