Limerick

There once was a man called Carew
who lost one or more of his shoe;
he's been barefoot since then
for all toes up to ten
which left his pedicurist sad and blue.

Limerick

Once lived a big 'ole fat rabbit
who heckled Mr. Abbot in his hammock,
night and day
from August to May
that fat rabbit pestered poor Joe Abbot.

Limerick

There was a plump man on a rail
whose pep had retired and set sail;
his orange, plaid pants,
they were chockfull of fire ants
that plump little man we called Dale.

Limerick

There was an old man whose feet
resembled the rump of a sheep;
he had paid many pounds,
so they'd look like a clown's
and now he has much bigger feet