The 2022 college football season is upon us, and that means grown men and women yelling nonsense.
We start with the September 1st West Virginia-Pittsburgh game. This game is referred to as "The Backyard Brawl", and the reason I know that is because the announcing team said the expression 13 times.....
and I started watching the game with about 8 1/2 minutes left in the third quarter.
Other nonsense:
"remember when I said this game was energy drink? now it's more lukewarm milk"
"coming up with a PBU" (just say pass break up)
"backs against the wall"
"look out for No. 12 because he's gonna be getting better, a lot"
!
WVU up 31-24, 10 1/2 minutes left:
"every possession counts"
9/2 - Virginia Tech-Old Dominion, ESPN
"use his legs as a check down"
"use his legs as a check down"
"they are holding up this game because some coaches are caught in the elevator"
9/15 - Kansas City-San Diego, NFL Network
"almost...almost...but no cigar."
"Herbert trying to take a page out of Patrick Mahomes"
Mahomes is made of pages?
"the loser of this game's gonna have a loss"
thanks, Al Michaels!
10/8 - North Carolina-Duke, ESPN
"shake him out of his boots"
"shake him out of his boots"
"he runs a lot bigger than that"
"laying some wood"
10/10 - Las Vegas-Kansas City, ESPN
"they window dressed it a little differently"
"they window dressed it a little differently"
10/13 - NC Central-Morgan State, ESPN2
"he's a well put together specimen"
"wrapped up a number of Morgan State jerseys"
"they put him on an island"
* Soccer commercial slogan: PASSION SHOULD NEVER GO HUNGRY
10/16 - Baltimore-NY Giants, CBS
"they use motion to draw eyes"
"they use motion to draw eyes"
"Jones on Jones crime on the first play"
"it becomes an arm throw"
"found him over the middle, in the briar patch!"
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