Sep 28, 2014

Emails with the Duke Divinity School

From: Admis@div.duke.edu
To: Pong4506@gmail.com
September 22, 2014 − 2:34 p.m.

Dear Salad T. Ong,

Greetings from Duke Divinity School!

Thank you for your interest, to learn more about application requirements and deadlines, please visit our Application Information page. If you have questions, please do not hesitate to contact us. We are always happy to hear from you! 

Peace and grace,

Paige N.E. Anderson, M.T.S.
Director of Admissions Operations


From: Pong4506@gmail.com
To: Admis@div.duke.edu
September 22, 2014 − 3:11 p.m.

Paige

God be with you, and also with you.

Is there a chance for me to enroll in Spring, 2015 semester? Also, does Duke Divinity School have a men's basketball team? If so, I would like to try out.

In god's great grace ("GGG"),
Salad


From: Admis@div.duke.edu
To: Pong4506@gmail.com
September 23, 2014 − 10:50 a.m.

Greetings Salad,

Thank you for your response and interest in Duke Divinity!  We unfortunately do not offer Spring admissions. All of our degree programs start in the Fall. We do have application deadlines starting as soon as November for the Master of Divinity.  As for the basketball team, Duke Divinity does not have a basketball team because it is situated right on Duke University’s campus and is a part of the Duke community so as a student you are able to enjoy Duke Blue Devils basketball.

If you have any other questions please do not hesitate to ask!

Blessings,

Kate S. Grimmett
Administrative Assistant
Duke Divinity Office of Admissions


From: Pong4506@gmail.com
To: Admis@div.duke.edu
September 23, 2014 − 11:01 a.m.

OK, thank you.

Just one more question: have a group of students in the Divinity school ever challenged the Duke men's basketball team to a game?

If they did, please send me a link where I could view the box score.

Trusting in Jesus,
Salad


From: Admis@div.duke.edu
To: Pong4506@gmail.com
September 23, 2014 − 2:23 p.m.

Greetings Salad,

Thank you for your questions but I do not think that has ever happened. 

If you have any more questions about the application process please do not hesitate to ask!

Blessings,
Kate S. Grimmett


From: Pong4506@gmail.com
To: Admis@div.duke.edu
September 24, 2014 − 11:53 a.m.

Until I see a box score I will have to assume that it HAS happened and that the Duke men's team was so embarrassed by the defeat that they destroyed all evidence of the game ever taking place.

On a related note, do you think the Duke's men's team has ever cheated during a game? Point shaving, using ineligible players, "loaded shorts"?

I'd love to hear your thoughts on this potentially ground-breaking sports story, and the possibility of a Duke Divinity team taking over for the Duke men's team when NCAA sanctions are inevitably handed down.

In Jesus,
Salad



September 24, 2014 - 12:50 p.m.

Greetings Salad,

Unfortunately our office is not an authority on anything that happens with Duke Basketball.  I encourage you to contact the Athletic Department directly if you wish to have these questions answered.

Blessings,

Duke Divinity Office of Admissions


From: Pong4506@gmail.com
To: Admis@div.duke.edu
September 24, 2014 − 2:49 p.m.

You’re hiding something, that has been made abundantly clear.

I'm just going to show up to Duke’s first practice with evidence and wearing my Duke Divinity Basketball t-shirt.

Thank you and go Divines! (new mascot for Duke Divinity School basketball team).


Through Him,
Salad T. Ong

Sep 24, 2014

Sports autographs for sale






















* Autographed by Steve Smith, Auburn Executive Director of Basketball; personalized to Sarah
* Included in deal: 2013-2014 Auburn basketball yearbook


I'm looking for either $5 or the episode of Garfield and Friends when Garfield watches a horror movie while Jon goes shopping (Season 1, episode 4). Preferably on VHS.
Sarah  555-2991

Sep 23, 2014

Recent additions to 'Football Phrases'

"Character plays"
"Self-inflicted wounds"
"A punter's chance"
"Honor his legs"
"Win first down"
"You just wanna get north-south"
"Dynamic sideline presence"
"Rub routes"
"It's a wordy offense"


The complete list

Sep 21, 2014

Sep 12, 2014

Roller hockey notebook

Live: The Cooler Hockey Rink & Sticky Floor Palace
(Alpharetta, GA)


Total falldowns (11)

#97, black - 3
#7, black - 3


















[#7, black, right before falling]


#29, black - 2
Cremins, Team Russo    - 1
(No #), Team Russo - 1
Ryan, Team Russo - 1


Action photographs
































Sports autographs for sale























* With famous "#0" tag
* Comes with about 1/2 can of shaving cream


50 peanut shells or best offer
Mo  555-2009

Sep 9, 2014

Sports autographs for sale























* From the Kerwin Daniels Collection, personalized to Kerwin
* Has some barbecue sauce on it


Asking for between 10-15 of those snap bracelets from the 80s
Eddie  555-3392

Sep 6, 2014

Don't stand like that






















while refereeing a football game