There was a joe
in the Summer of Snow
who would watch pig chair shows
with his toes.
His name was Hosticle Fifer.
with nurses Liv and Viv
but he never had time for a wifer.
He found a lady once,
but Hosticle sent her packin’ -
she had too many warts on her heels
and her hears
and twice many hairs on her backin!