Aug 13, 2013

The people I saw at my mother's apartment complex pool

Screaming kid
Guy with tiny bathing suit
Kid who just peed
Guy who just drank his 9th Bud Light
Cell phone lady
Plotka
Screaming kid 2
Nude kid
Old man who doesn't like the sun
Hey, there he is!
Guy wearing his shirt in the pool
Sweaty lady
Guy who spilled his 10th Bud Light on cell phone lady
Nude kid 2 (nephew)
Shirtless guy with helicopter tattoo
Loud lady
Lady having cigarette in the pool
Loud guy
Plotka 2
Screaming kid 3
Large lady with tiny bathing suit

Aug 2, 2013

Additions to the ILTCSC glossary

HeavyErnie - the act of bringing a shovel into the bathtub
Peppermouthsnoozer - someone who has slept with a full pepper in their mouth
Soupbowlwoman - half-woman, half-bowl of soup


ILTCSC Glossary