March 25, 2014

Carl's Mum

Cloris the tortoise
was Carl's cranky mum,
she was a pain in the pimple
and a pain in the bum.

Once a wheel by goat cart
she'd travel uptown,
to pick up Carl's earwax
he needed to get around.

One time Cloris stopped back home
and Carl's was body gone,
but laying by the bedside now
was camouflaged in lawn.

It was Hiccup Jay, the town bully
with whips and chains and such,
snacking rather scrumptiously
on Carl's bloody guts.

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